Stuff I Think: Irritating Shit Edition

Stuff that irritates the living hell out of me (NOT PG-13):

• When I walk out of work / my house / any place and forget something. It happens all the damn time. Why can I not clear my head enough to remember ANYTHING?! I swear I have Alzheimer's.
• The people who take the "environmentally friendly" sticker off the toilet paper at work when the other roll is full! At work, there are two rolls of toilet paper in every stall. The cleaning lady (who is SO sweet) puts a little sticker on one roll that has a little tree on it and asks that you use the other roll before opening that one. That way, when she comes to replace the rolls, she won't have to replace two half empty rolls to make sure there is toilet paper. If you use a whole one, and then start on the second one, she can replace just the empty one and not waste a whole roll of toilet paper. BUT, there is some stupid bitch at work who uses the first stall in the bathroom on my floor and opens the other roll WHEN THE FIRST ROLL IS FULL. What a stupid cunt. Is she so f'ing stupid she can't figure out why that little sticker is on there? Or does she think she is so important she needs her own damn roll? I HATE HER, and I don't even know who it is. I swear I'm going to stake out the bathroom one day and check the rolls after every user. That was I can call her a stupid cunt to her face. And walk away.
• When my GPS can't figure out I'm in a driveway and can turn left, and it takes me around a circle to the right. Ugh.
• Power car seats that automatically go back to the master position when the car is turned off. When I have to drive your car, I have to fix my seat EVERY SINGLE TIME I get in it after stopping somewhere. Just get a regular one with little memory buttons.
• Idiot drivers who slam on their brakes AFTER they see a cop. Um, stupid, if you can see the cop, his radar/laser can see your stupid ass. MOVE!

That's enough for right now. I feel a little better.

"Do You Own a Gun?"

So, I go to do my civic duty (i.e., vote, for you lump lumps), and I'm feeling a moment of decency and human compassion (I know, right, that never happens!) for the poor girl standing outside in the cold doing exit polls. Personally, I hate doing that shit (as in, any poll in general), but for some reason, call it "I didn't want to be called racist and unAmerican and unpatriotic for not doing an exit survey" "Christmas cheer", I said I'd do one. Of course it is filled with questions like "Who did you vote for?" "Who did you vote for originally in this election?" (it is runoff, obviously) "Who did you vote for for President?" Etc, etc. There was one question that so totally did NOT fit in there it was ridiculous. It read "Do you or anyone in your household (I typed that "holdhouse" the first time. Damn dyslexia. LOL. Thought I'd share that with you...) own a gun?" And, that was it. There was not a single question about the 2nd amendment. Just "Do you own a gun?" Because if you do, you are racist! No, really, what the hell? I might live with someone with who owns a gun and not give two shits about the 2nd amendment. I don't get that at all. I would be a lot more irritated, but the Sugarland song I like came on, so I'm happy now. Ah, the simple mind is easily amused...

Remember, Kiddies...

...vote today if you live in Georgia.

And, might I recommend, vote for Saxby Chambliss if you want to be free for any length of time following January 20th. I mean, do you really want Democrats to have COMPLETE control?

I'm just sayin'.

Reason #93 Why I'm Not Voting for Martin

He's campaigning with Ludacris.

The rapper.

Enough said.

Gone and Done It

Well, it is finally done.

And, he most definitely did NOT go to Jared. I hate those f'ing commercials!