There is a terribly ugly plant at my new house (rented, don't get excited). That's it up there (watching us!). I swear it looks like an alien pod people eater thingy. What the hell is this thing? It grows on a narrow stalk and has a bajillion of those testicle-shaped flowers on it (and, yes, petals actually form those puff-balls-of-Satan). I want to eradicate it, but I don't know if the landlord planted it or some freak from another planet planted it while it lived there. Maybe I should go check my basement for slime-covered, pulsating masses... Anywho, if you know what this
What the HELL is That?!
There is a terribly ugly plant at my new house (rented, don't get excited). That's it up there (watching us!). I swear it looks like an alien pod people eater thingy. What the hell is this thing? It grows on a narrow stalk and has a bajillion of those testicle-shaped flowers on it (and, yes, petals actually form those puff-balls-of-Satan). I want to eradicate it, but I don't know if the landlord planted it or some freak from another planet planted it while it lived there. Maybe I should go check my basement for slime-covered, pulsating masses... Anywho, if you know what this
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