Dagmar Midcap aka Dogmar Midcrap is the stupid bitch of a weather girl on the local CBS affiliate. And, I hate her. She's a complete idiot. We are having a massive amount of tornadoes in Georgia right now. This moron called Monticello "montechello--like the instrument. I mean, really. You work in Georgia. Learn how to say the names of the God damned cities. I can't help it you're a Canadian. It's not Dackula. It's not like Dracula. It's Daquela. It's not Winder, like the southern folk call windows. It is Winder, as it wind it up. OMG!
She has Bree Van DeKamp hair from Desperate Housewives. It never moves.
ReplyDeleteI hope she Googles her name so she can feel the love;)
ReplyDeleteI need to watch local news more often,then again this might be reason why I stopped.
ReplyDeleteLOL, why don't yoiu tell us haow you really feel.
ReplyDeleteGreat rant my girl friend! Way to go.
Oh lord, I saw all the typing errors just as I sent it..sorry. I'm 1/2 asleep
ReplyDeleteYeah! I can comment now. Northerners call Biloxi, Mississippi BeLOXi. It's actually called BeLUXi. Drives me crazy that Alex Trebeck on Jeopardy.
ReplyDeleteI also HATE Dagmar Midcap, so I Googled "I hate Dagmar Midcap" and it led me to this page. Why do I hate Dagmar Midcap? I can't quite put my finger on the reason, but it's probably a combination of her horrible hair, shit-eating grin and absurd name. If Archibald Leach could recognize that his name was inappropriately stupid for show business (and so change it to Cary Grant), why couldn't Dagmar? I will admit that she has some very nice sweater meat, but still... every time I see Dagmar Midcap's face flash across my screen I say to myself, "God I hate that fucking bitch!"
ReplyDeleteAmen. A-fucking-men!
ReplyDeleteOMG I Googled I hate Dagmar too and here I am. Since when do we need sweater weather girls, who ARE NOT qualified or educated as real meteoroligists to tells us the weather. Her voice, when she drops it to a fake sexy whisper, just makes me nuts. I emailed Cris, her back-up at CBS Atlanta, and told him to stand his ground. Get rid of her.
ReplyDeleteI work with her and hate her...she is a Diva beyond belief...the stories I could tell and the sad part is that we get alot of comments about people disliking her, yet we keep her...she is wierd as well in her personal life. She is an ultra vegan...eats everything raw and does not even kill bugs in her apartment...which is disgusting I might add. She wonders why she can't keep a boyfriend...because once they figure out what a psycho she is, they dump her.
ReplyDeleteShe complains about the stupidest things around here...why her picture isn't the first one int he building...etc. DIVA BEOTCH!
I too hate Dagmar Midcap. Maybe it is the way she bobs her head and perpetually smiles even while telling viewers a tornado is headed their way. Admittedly, she has a hot bod, but she dresses like she's still shopping in the junior's department. She micromanages all the food she eats. She has a collection of pets at home. I can see the psycho behind the outfits and the smiles. She bothers me.
ReplyDeleteReally? You have such a boring existence that you need to publically and unapologetically insult someone for such petty reasons? There is much more to criticize about you and your lack of discretion than there is about a media personality like Dagmar Midcap.
ReplyDeleteWhich character are you in this video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWUtywfwsMw
I just submitted a comment as Anonymous. My name is Cory, and I am from Winnipeg, Canada.
ReplyDeleteWell, Cory, obviously you aren't much better since you spend your "boring existence" reading my blog. I would have to say there is "much more to criticize about you and your lack of discretion than there is about a media personality like Dagmar Midcap". I, on the other hand, can make AND TAKE a joke. There are obviously plenty of other people who can't stand her on their evening news. I'm so sorry we bashed your freezing wasteland by putting poor Midcap down, but the truth is the truth, and let's be honest, it's a funny truth.
ReplyDeleteAs to that video, I'm not in it. I don't have kids. I have a 2.5 lb chihuahua, and if she were doing those things, I'd be fucking rich, dude. And, if you have kids, and you let them read my blog, you are every person in that movie. Parents should have more time invested in their children and more closely monitor their internet time.
Thanks for stopping by! Now, go to hell. Buh-bye!