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To Whomever is Stalking Me from Commerce, GA

Yes, I see you creeping on my page. No, I don't know who you are, but I know you're cyber stalking my blog. You may or may not live in Commerce, but you live nearby, and you use Windstream. You also use Windows XP, which probably means you aren't up on the newest and greatest, since you don't have Vista. You also use Firefox, instead of Internet Explorer, which means you have at least half a brain. Anyway, I know you're there. You know who you are. Please come forward with your identity. I won't chastise you for stalking me. I like it. I'm kinky like that. I just want to know who it is back home that thinks they must slink around on here without showing his or her face. I'm just sayin'.

7 comments:

  1. I want to know how the hell you know that.

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  2. Clay--THANK YOU!
    Tood--It's called SiteMeter. I will show you how tomorrow. It's fun!

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  3. IT ain't me. Though I have thought about stalking you. It might be fun. but I would spend lots of money running back and forth between cities... LOL

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  4. Actually, Starla, aka Mommmaaa, it IS you (and Tood).
    See, funny story...
    What had happened was when Mom and Tood switched internet providers, it changed them from what it used to say to "Commerce, GA", except Mom and Tood live damn near in Athens. I didn't catch that so swiftly...
    Heh. Egg on my face, huh?
    Oopsy.

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  5. Nice blog design, I signed up to stalk you, I mean follow you. All the best...LL in NJ

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAHAA I SEE YOU.... I AM WATCHING YOU.... HEHEHEHEHHE OMG THATS TOO CREEPY !!LUV MOMMAAAA

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