Where are We Going?

And, why are we in this hand basket?

It's official. We are totally, completely, and utterly screwed. Good job you bunch of fucktards. Bravo. When I disappear off this blog, it is because Obama sent me to reconditioning camp. In case I don't get the chance to tell you. Which, of course, I won't. And since the Dems just absolutely clusterfucked Congress, we have no hope. Jesus H. Christ. I need to go find a rock to crawl under for the next four years. Maybe I'll survive.

Screenshot from MSN.com.

The Day of Reckoning

I'm just wondering how all of you justify voting for Obama at this point.

As if his socialistic wealth redistribution weren't bad enough.

He's pro-kill-babies-while-they-are-being-born (partial birth abortion), and God help you if you so much as act like you want to help the babies if they survive!

He doesn't want his daughters to be "punished" with the hideousness that is the life of a child inside them, so he encourages his own daughters to kill babies, too.

He wants to take away your 2nd Amendment right, and probably all the other Amendments' ensured rights, as well. He wants to replace the old Bill of Rights with a new, more modern, more socialist, and less free one.

He is pure evil, and you are slap blind if you can't see it. You are brain-washed. You are delusional. You are just flat out wrong if you think he's so great.

McCain is not the best choice for the next four years, but if you choose Obama, you will regret it. You will fucking regret it, you shit-for-brains idiots.

Disclaimer: Yes, I know that by saying all this I am automatically a racist, and as soon as Obama is elected, I will be sent to reconditioning camp.

Paranoid Delusional Nutjob with an AK...Great

Remind me not to go trick-or-treating at this guy's house. Apparently, he thought he was being robbed, so he mowed down a 7th-grader with an AK. Um, what?

"T.J. Darrisaw died Halloween night after police say a convicted felon unleashed a barrage of bullets from inside a home, pumping at least 29 shots through the closed door and front of the house. The boy's father and brother also were wounded."

TWENTY-NINE SHOTS? Seriously? Talk about paranoid. And delusional.

"Police said the suspect, Quentin Patrick, 22, opened fire with an AK-47 because he thought he was being robbed. The family went to the home because the porch light was on, usually a signal that trick-or-treaters are welcome."

What gets me, though, is that a CONVICTED FELON has an AK-47. And, the porch light was on. Um, hello, it's Halloween.

"T.J.'s parents said they want Patrick to suffer for a lifetime behind bars.

"'He should have to live every day in jail and see it and feel it every day for the rest of his life,' Daphne Grinnell said. 'The death penalty would be a shortcut.'"

I concur.

My Fairy Tale

On Friday afternoon, the day of Halloween, my boyfriend still doesn't have a costume. No big surprise there. So, I'm driving down the road, and I'm thinking about the stuff I need to get from the store for the evening, and I get a bright idea. I call Travis:

Me: "If I stop at WalMart and get you some fairy wings, will you go as a queer?"

Travis: "Hell yeah!"

I. Kid. You. Not. And, the rest is history--and my fairy tale.

Note: Check the groin region. Trust me. It's a sock.

Mrs. Sarah Palin

Meet Mrs. Sarah Palin.

"You bet cha!"

Wink.

Literal conversation from the party:

Joe Six-Pack: "Mrs. Palin, what are you going to do for us middle class people?"

Me: "Well, Joe, I just went in there and ate two hot dogs. That just goes to show you that I'm for the middle class".

Because that's exactly the no-answer answer a bullshit politician would give you.

But, people did say I was a good Palin, and they actually got it without me telling them most of the time. Most of them even said they voted for me. Thank God.