"Apparently, a suspect really likes chicken — to the point of stealing, according to the Braselton Police Department.
"A tractor-trailer truck driver told police that he parked his vehicle at the Pilot Travel Center on Ga. Hwy. 53. Sometime after midnight, a suspect entered his sealed trailer and took several boxes of chicken, according to an incident report.
"The stolen boxes were valued at $1,300."
You've Got to be Kidding: Only in Jackson County...
You've Got to be Kidding: Firing English Speaking FFs
You've Got to be Kidding: James Otto is a Tit Man
You've Got to be Kidding: City Limit Fail
You've Got to be Kidding: Typing Illiteracy
You've Got to be Kidding: Only in Georgia...
You've Got to be Kidding: Pepsi Co caused Tooth Decay
You've Got to be Kidding: Dog Toy Foot

You've Got to be Kidding: Inauguration is "Emergency"
"President George W. Bush on Tuesday declared an emergency in the District of Columbia that will let the nation's capital tap deeper into federal coffers for Barack Obama's inauguration.
"Bush said that an emergency exists and ordered federal aid to supplement the $15 million in federal funds already appropriated for the event.
"White House spokesman Scott Stanzel said District of Columbia Mayor Adrian M. Fenty requested the emergency declaration on Jan. 7 because he decided that the rowds expected for the nation's 56th presidential inauguration would exceed the city's ability to protect the public.
"If the extra money is needed, it will come from the Federal Emergency and Management Agency budget, Stanzel said.
"In a statement, the White House said the assistance is available to the district for emergency measures to protect public health and safety.
"Fenty and others have said millions could descend on Washington for the inauguration."
You've Got to be Kidding: Time for "Missing" Money

"H. Beatty Chadwick, 72, is approaching his 14th consecutive year behind bars, though he has not been charged with a crime. In a 1995 divorce hearing, a judge thought Chadwick was lying about $2.5 million in assets (his wife said he was hiding them; he said he lost them in a business deal) and locked him up for contempt of court, and he has been there ever since. News of the Weird first mentioned him in 2002, when he was closing in on the American record for contempt of court, which he now holds. Chadwick has never wavered in his story, and after an independent retired judge investigated in 2004 and failed to find any money, Chadwick's lawyer compared the 'missing' money to Saddam Hussein's 'missing' weapons of mass destruction (and also pointed to some Pennsylvania murderers who do less time than Chadwick has). [Philadelphia Inquirer, 12-23-08]"
You've Got to be Kidding: Arrested for being in Public
"ATLANTA -- A CBS 46 News photographer and reporter were arrested Friday afternoon at Atlanta City Hall while doing a story.
"Photographer Jeff Thorn and reporter Renee Starzyk were handcuffed in the city hall lobby, public property, while doing an ongoing story on water rates.
"While they were not booked and charged, they were detained for over an hour while investigators realized they had done nothing wrong.
"City hall is closed on Fridays, but you can go there to pay your water bill.
"CBS 46 News wanted to catch up with customers who had billing problems, a story we broke earlier this week.
"Just as the public could go through, Thorn and Starzyk were allowed through security at city hall and began videotaping people paying their water bills.
"The officer who let them in then told them to stop.
"They asked why they could not shoot video in a public area.
"'I need you to leave,' said Officer E.R. Murray.
"They made a few phone calls demanding to know why police were throwing them out.
"Thorn and Starzyk moved out of the water department area and began shooting video in the lobby, also a public area.
"'You're in a secure area. You need to go outside,' said Murray.
"Officer Murray then grabbed the camera.
"'Renee, grab my camera or he's going to break it,' said Thorn.
"'What have we done wrong officer,' asked Starzyk.
"Officer Murray replied, 'Obstruction.'
"Officer Murray slapped handcuffs on both of them and told them that they were under arrest, and for no apparent reason.
"They were in an area open to the public and as the law says and the city's legal office told the police, if the public has a right to be there CBS 46 News has a right to be there.
"They sat in handcuffs for at least an hour as city hall and Atlanta police tried to figure out what to do next.
"Finally, the cuffs were taken off and they were issued an apology from the police department and the mayor's office.
"'It’s a terrible misunderstanding. We apologize. We will resolve this matter with our staff. Where the public goes the media can go,' said Chief of Staff Greg Pridgeon.
"Despite arresting Starzyk and Thorn, the police department also agreed they did nothing wrong.
"Atlanta police tell CBS 46 News they are investigating what happened to Thorn and Starzyk.
"If the officer or officers involved did violate the law, we're told disciplinary action could be taken.
"That could range from a verbal or written warning to something more serious. Police wouldn't say.
"CBS 46 News is committed to asking the tough questions and we will continue doing so despite this event."
You've Got to be Kidding: Cops Steal Childhood
"Three boys, two of them 8 and 10, were arrested by Auburn police officers the day after Christmas for name-calling and fighting.
"According to a police incident report, the 10-year-old boy, from Loganville, was skateboarding in front of his mother’s Auburn apartment building on Mount Moriah Road when there was some name calling.
"A 14-year-old boy then allegedly told his 8-year-old brother to go hit the 10-year-old. The younger boy did that, causing some redness and slight bruising under his left eye.
"The 10-year-old pushed back, but the 8-year-old tackled him to the ground and hit him several more times before the older boy could get away and tell his mother. The mother called Auburn police.
"After talking to the boys, the officer decided to charge all three. Two were charged with disorderly conduct and the third, apparently the youngest, was charged with simple battery.
"'Both parties (adults and children) were made aware of these charges and were advised that they would receive a letter from the Department of Juvenile Justice as to a court date for the charges,' states the incident report."
You've Got to be Kidding: Gov't Supported Cell Phone
"SafeLink Wireless is a government supported program that provides a free cell phone and airtime each month for income-eligible customers."
You've Got to be Kidding: AIDS Drugs are Fun
"Officials in South Africa, where government only recently came to accept the connection between HIV and AIDS after years of denial that provoked the country's epidemic of cases, revealed in December that supplies of retroviral drugs are being used recreationally as hallucinogens smoked by schoolchildren. Health officials told BBC News that the drugs are prescribed to those at risk for AIDS, but are not taken seriously by symptom-free, HIV-diagnosed South Africans who are just now starting to understand the decades-old disease. [BBC News, 12-8-08]"
You've Got to be Kidding: "Chad Blue Knows"
"In November, a judge in Dublin, Ga., sentenced Rico Todriquez Wright, 25, to at least 20 years in prison for the 2006 shooting of Chad Blue, who had told police initially that he didn't know who had shot him. Blue later heard a thug-life song on CD, 'Hitting Licks for a Living,' in which rap singer Wright brags, 'Chad Blue knows how I shoot' and realized Wright was the one who shot him that night. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution-AP, 11-19-08]"
You've Got to be Kidding: Kids Having Kids 2nd Ed.
You've Got to be Kidding: Religious Persecution
"Hall [Valentine's husband] said Valentine, an insurance underwriter, told the bailiff that she had been in courtrooms before with the scarf on and that removing it would be a religious violation. When she turned to leave and uttered an expletive, Hall said a bailiff handcuffed her and took her before the judge."
"Kelley Jackson, a spokeswoman for Georgia Attorney General Thurbert Baker, said state law doesn't permit or prohibit head scarfs.
"'It's at the discretion of the judge and the sheriffs and is up to the security officers in the court house to enforce their decision,' she said."
You've Got to be Kidding: Toy Gun "Weapon"
It was an f'ing toy. How is that "weapons of any kind"? And, the "terroristic threats" that are the basis for all this uproar (since they figured out he didn't actually have a gun, but a toy, they had to find something to punish him for!), are all based on children's rumors! Unbelievable. According to the article, he wasn't even the one talking about the gun, the other kids were. And, the whole 911 call was based off a kid freaking out because he had never seen a gun before. I'm sorry, but parents need to educate their children on the difference between toys and weapons. Even if they don't want them playing with toy guns. It is just shitty parenting if you ask me. If that kid had any kind of upbringing, his parents would have taught him right from wrong instead of trying to shelter him from all things unSeasame Street. Sheltered children are a menace to society. Clearly. OK, I'm pretty sick, so I'm going back to bed. But, let's be real here, that kid didn't do anything wrong short of using his imagination. I'm surprised they didn't charge him with impersonating a police officer since he likes to use his walky-talky to "play" cops. I'm honestly appalled right now. Even if you are anti-gun, I can't begin to believe you can't see that the kid is completely innocent of what they have charged him with. Give the kid a break. Give me a break. Ugh."NEWTON COUNTY, Ga. -- The latest case of zero-tolerance at the public schools has a 10-year-old student sadder and wiser, and facing expulsion and long-term juvenile detention. And it has his mother worried that his punishment has already been harsher than the offense demands.
"'I think I shouldn't have brought a gun to school in the first place,' said the student, Alandis Ford, sitting at home Thursday night with his mother, Tosha Ford, at his side.
"Alandis' gun was a 'cap gun,' a toy cowboy six-shooter that his mother bought for him.
"'We got it from Wal-Mart for $5.96,' Tosha Ford said, 'in the toy section right next to the cowboy hats. That's what he wanted because it was just like the ones he was studying for the Civil War' in his fifth-grade class at Fairview Elementary School.
"'It kind of reminded me of the [soldiers'] guns that I was studying,' Alandis said, 'because I had brought pictures home of the gun and stuff, and that gun that I had reminded me of the revolver' depicted in his textbook.
"Tosha said that Wednesday afternoon, after school, 'six police officers actually rushed into the door' of their home. 'He [Alandis] opened the door because they're police. And then they just kind of pushed him out of the way, and asked him, "Well, where's the gun, where's the real gun?" And they called him a liar... they booked him, and they fingerprinted him.'
"The 'police officers' were actually Newton County Sheriff's Deputies.
"Lt. Mark Mitchell said Thursday that Alandis had used the toy gun to threaten other children on the school bus and in his neighborhood, which Alandis denies.
"Alandis was charged with possessing a weapon on school property and with terroristic acts and threats.
"'On the school bus,' on Tuesday, Alandis said, 'when I dug into my bookbag trying to get my phone out, the boy beside me, he reached in my bookbag and got it [the toy gun] and started telling everybody, "He's got a gun, he's got a gun," and spread it around the whole bus. So I put it back in my bookbag.'
"But he said the students kept shouting, 'He's going to shoot all y'all, he's got a gun, he's going to bring it to school and shoot all y'all.' Did Alandis ever say anything like that or make any threatening moves with his toy gun? 'No!'
"The school bus driver never caught on to what the students were saying, and as a result never confiscated Alandis' toy gun.
"There is video from inside the school bus, and investigators are reviewing it.
"The next afternoon, Wednesday afternoon, Alandis and his cousin went to the home of a friend in the neighborhood, another 10-year-old boy, to play with him.
"'And we told him, "We came over to see if you can come out." He saw the gun that I had. So he ran in the house and called 911.'
"Alandis said he found out later that his friend had never before seen a gun and thought it was real, and thought Alandis might shoot it. Alandis insists he never said anything to the friend other than inviting him to come out and play.
"'The 911 call that we received' on Wednesday, Lt. Mitchell said, 'was that a 10-year-old male was outside of a residence with a gun threatening to shoot another child.'
"Mitchell was referring to the incident report from the Newton County Sheriff's investigators who write that deputies 'responded to a 911 call from a ten-year-old [neighbor of the Fords] who said there was a boy outside of his house with a gun trying to kill him.'
"Lt. Mitchell said that, apart from Alandis' denial that he made any threats, investigators quickly realized that the only gun Alandis had was his cap gun.
"'In this day and time, we do not take anything lightly, whether it's a toy gun or a real weapon, for the safety of the kids and everyone involved, the safety of the school. That's our main concern.'
"Tosha Ford agrees that Alandis should not have brought the toy gun to school, and did not know that he did, but she said the reaction that unfolded was overblown, due to rumors that school children quickly spread.
"'Someone heard that Alandis had a toy gun in his bookbag and said, "Oh, Alandis is going to bring a gun, he's going to shoot everybody." He [Alandis] was wrong, he should never have taken it to school. And I told him that. And he's being punished' at home. 'But also on the other side of the coin, I think it's a travesty what's happened to him.... For them to say that's he's made terroristic threats is just ridiculous. We've taken it and changed what "terroristic threats" was meant to be for. And with children saying that "he's got a gun, he's got a gun," it's gotten blown out of proportion.... I don't think they handled it very well. I know it's their job, but I think they took it to the extreme.'
"Sherri Viniard, the Director of Public Relations for the Newton County School System, emailed a statement to 11Alive News Thursday that reads, in part:
"'Student safety is our primary concern, and although this was a toy gun, it is still a very serious offense and it is a violation of school rules. We will not tolerate weapons of any kind on school property.'
"Alandis had his first hearing in juvenile court on Thursday. Tosha said the case worker assigned to Alandis will recommend a period of probation, rather than juvenile detention. The judge will make the final decision.
"Tosha said Alandis is not allowed back in school for now. She has a meeting scheduled with school administrators. She does not know if he will be expelled, and is hoping for no more than a ten-day suspension.
"'A toy gun is a toy gun,' Lt. Mitchell said, 'to be played with and for kids to have fun with. But when kids use it the wrong way, just like anything, then it can be scary.'
"And that's the crux of the dispute about the 'terroristic threats' charge, whether Alandis purposely did anything to scare anyone, or whether other children over-reacted at the sight of his toy gun.
"For the record, Alandis knows what he wants to be when he grows up -- a police officer. And that hasn't changed.
"'You know, he's a 10-year-old little boy who wants to be a police officer,' Tosha said. He also has 'little walky-talkies and stuff, because they like to play police and recon.'
"Innocence of child's play now lost, she says, no matter what the outcome of the case is."
You've Got to be Kidding: "Friendly" Reminder 2nd Ed.
"Wolfe made 15 other recommendations in his CPD audit, though none have drawn as much attention as cracking down on dilapidated buildings. They include:
Scheduling code-enforcement officers to work nights and weekends. Coordinating patrols with garbage pickup schedules to catch residents who leave their trash cans on the curb too long. Considering laws to address graffiti and undesirable vegetation. Rewriting a law allowing no more than two unrelated people to live together in single-family zoning districts to make the law easier to enforce."
So, not only does he want to destroy your property, he wants 24-hour surveillance of your TRASH CAN. Are you f'ing kidding me? Don't you have something better to do with your friggin' time? I'd love to hear the definition of "undesirable vegetation", too, because, I bet that would be rich! Not to mention the fact that none of the above atrocities have received as much attention as the vacant properties issue. That disturbs me more than a little. It looks like I got out of that place just in time.