Sent to me in an email by my loving boyfriend:
Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
So, dear boyfriend, don't give me any crap...because you know what you'll have coming!
Hahahaha.
Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply it. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.
So, dear boyfriend, don't give me any crap...because you know what you'll have coming!
Hahahaha.
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