Crackberry
To all you people who can't look up from your Crackberry long enough to see what is going on around you, MOVE. You do not rule the world. Don't look at me like I'm the idiot when you almost walk into me because you are trying to walk and email at the same time. Let's be realistic. You can't even walk and chew gum at the same time. How do you expect to be able to email while strolling? And, no, I didn't just let you walk into me on purpose to teach you a lesson. I know you wouldn't learn from it anyway, and that hurt my shoulder, too. I moved right, you wandered right. I moved left, you wandered left. I can't read your friggin' mind. Stop being a self-centered asshole, and read your email on your own time. I've got better things to do than play real-life Frogger with you.
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