Joke: And, That's When the Fight Started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And, that's when the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."

I bought her a scale.

And, that's when the fight started...

My wife was standing in the nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.

She was not happy with what she saw, and she said, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."

I said, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."

And, that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" while we were in bed.

I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered.

I asked, "Is that your final answer?"

She didn't eve look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So, I said, "Then, I'd like to phone a friend."

And, that's when the fight started...