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Joke: And, That's When the Fight Started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, "What's on TV?"
I said, "Dust."
And, that's when the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
I bought her a scale.
And, that's when the fight started...

My wife was standing in the nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She was not happy with what she saw, and she said, "I feel horrible. I look old, fat, and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
I said, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."
And, that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" while we were in bed.
I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I asked, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't eve look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So, I said, "Then, I'd like to phone a friend."
And, that's when the fight started...

1 comment:

  1. hehehehehehehehehee
    I needed a laugh after THE TEST


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